Skinniest man alive
Today I walked into a grocery store trying to find a new potato chip I saw a commercial for. When I was walking down the isle for chips I saw this man who I could barely see unless he was facing me. When you looked at him from a side view it was almost as if he disappeared. It was probably the freakiest thing I have ever seen. They should make skinny people wear giant id cards that make them stand out so we don’t accidently run into them when we are looking for our potato chips. I know that is not a real solution, I am just trying to think of something.